For every Tesla driver who’s had to explain themselves at a stoplight—this one’s for you. This sticker reads: “I bought it before I knew he was a complete asshole”, and it says exactly what you’re thinking every time Elon trends for all the wrong reasons.Perfect for drivers who love their EV but not the tech bro behind it, this design keeps your conscience clean and your rear bumper honest.Stick it loud and proud—you’re not in the cult, just in the car.
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